Pastafarianism adopted in Wyndela

His Noodly Appendage, the hero of Wyndelan People!

 

󠀮 In a new statement from the Empress, it has been stated that Pastafarianism should be adopted throughout Wyndela, with an exception of Adaklif, where Celtic Paganism is still the largest religion.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, a parodic new religious movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion. It originated in opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools in the United States. According to adherents, Pastafarianism (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarianism) is a "real, legitimate religion, as much as any other". It has received some limited recognition as such.

Many Wyndelans are expected to convert to Wyndelan Liberal Pastafarianism in the coming weeks, with the Wyndelan Pastafarian Church branching off as a sect, however, it is not led by anyone. This article shall end with The Pasta Lord's Prayer.

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles.

Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan.

Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns.

And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.

R'Amen.